Standard (EADGBE)

 Calm me down, calm me down

 I'm inside out and upside down

 Hold my head in your hands

 To calm me down, get it out

 Get it out, oh get it out

 Use your teeth and your mouth

 Cut in me to pull it out

 Oh no I'm aroused now, I'm aroused

 You'd better calm me down, oh, calm me down

 Use your teeth and your mouth

 Use your body

 Use it to put me to sleep

 Your body, oh

 Soothe my soul

 So beautiful

 All my life, oh all my life

 I hurt myself and cut myself

 Put myself through living hell

 All so I could feel what I felt

 When you took me in, absolved my sins

 With your flesh and skin, use your skin

 Use your body

 Use it to put me to sleep

 Your body, oh

 Soothe my soul

 So beautiful

Calm me down

Baby,

Your teeth, your mouth

Happily

Married, calm me right down

 Use your body

 Use it to put me to sleep

 Your body, oh

 Use your body

 Use it to put me to sleep

 Your body, oh

 Soothe my soul

 So beautiful

I wanna be a good man

Don't wanna be no has been

I wanna be a real friend

Don't wanna break when I bend

I wanna be a sweet son

Don't wanna fight with my mum

I wanna be no seeker

I wanna scream "Eureka!"

I wanna scream "Eureka!"

I wanna scream "Eureka!"