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Intro

 You hiss and groan and you constantly moan

 But you don't ever go away

 That's because

 All you need is me

 You roll your eyes up to the skies

 Mock horrified

 But you're still here

 All you need is me

There's so much destruction

All over the world

And all you can do is

Complain about me

 You bang your head against the wall

 And say you're sick of it all

 Yet you remain

 'Cause all you need is me

 And then you offer your one and only joke

 And you ask me what will I be

 When I grow up to be a man

Me? nothing!

 There's a soft voice singing in your head

 Who could this be?

 I do believe it's me

 There's a naked man standing, laughing in your dreams

 You know who it is

 But you don't like what it means

There's so much destruction

All over the world

And all you can do is

Complain about me

 I was a small, fat child in a council house

 There was only one thing I ever dreamed about

Fate has just

 Handed it to me - whoopee

Solo

 You don't like me, but you love me

 Either way you're wrong

 You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

 You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

 You don't like me, but you love me

 Either way you're wrong

 You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

 You're gonna miss me when I'm gone