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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong

It's swell to have a stiffy

 It's divine to own a dick

 From the tiniest little tadger

 To the world's biggest prick

 So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas

Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake

 Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend

 Your Percy or your cock

 You can wrap it up in ribbons

 You can slip it in your sock

 But don't take it out in public

 Or they will stick you in the dock

 And you won't come back

OOOH THANK YOU VERY MUCH