Medical Love Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

A

Verse 1

 Inflam-Dmation of the foreskin, re-A7minds me of your smile.

 I've had Ballanital Chancroids, for Dquite a little D7while.

 I Ggave my heart to GdimNSU, that Dlovely night in B7June,

 I E7ache for you my darling, and I A7hope you get well Asoon.

Verse 2

(Faster):

 My Dpenile warts, your herpes, my A7syphilitic sores,

 Your Moenelial Infection; how I Dmiss you, more and D7more.

 Your Gdnob's itch my Gdimscrumpox, our Dlovely Gonorrho-B7ea;

 At E7least we both were lying, when we A7said that we were Aclear.

Verse 3

 Our Dsyphilic kisses, sealed the A7secret of our tryst.

 You gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a Dquick flick of your D7wrist.

 Your GTrichovagi-Gdimnitis sent Dshivers down my B7spine;

 I got E7snail tracks in my anus, when your ASpiCrochaetes met mine. A

Chorus 1

D Gonoccalurethritis, E7Streptocalbalinitis.

A7 Meningo Myelitis; DDiplococcal B7Cepha-E7litis.A7

D Epididymitis, E7Interstitial Keratitis.

A7 Syphilitic Choroiditis and DAnterior GUve-Ditis.

Verse 4

D My clapped-out genitalia, is A7not so bad for me,

 As the com-plete and utter failure, every Dtime I try to D7pee.

 My Gdoctor says my Gdimblue balls, are the Dworst he's ever B7seen.

 My E7scrotum's painted orange, and my A7balls are turning Agreen.

Verse 5

D My heart is very tender, though my A7parts are awful raw.

 You might have been infected, but you Dnever were a D7bore.

 I'm Gdying of your Gdimlove, my love; I'm your DSpirochaetal B7clown.

 I've E7left my body to science, but I'm a-A7fraid they've turned it down.A

Chorus 2

D Gonoccalurethritis, E7Streptocalbalinitis.

A7 Meningo Myelitis; DDiplococcal B7Cepha-E7litis.A7

D Epididymitis, E7Interstitial Keratitis.

A7 Syphilitic Choroiditis and DAnterior GUve...Ditis.

CHORD DIAGRAMS:

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