I Like Chinese Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(Spoken):

 The Gworld today seems Adimabsolutely Dcrackers,

 With Gnuclear bombs to Adimblow us all sky Dhigh.

 There are Gfools and idiots sitting on the trigger;

 It's A7depressing and it's senseless and that's Dwhy...

Verse 1

G I like Chinese, A7I like Chinese; they D7only come up to your knees.

 Yet they're Galways fE7riendly, and they're A7ready to D7please.

Verse 2

G I like Chinese, A7I like Chinese,

 There's D7nine hundred million of them in the world today;

 You'd Gbetter learn to E7like them, that A7what's I D7say!

Chorus 1

G I like Chinese, A7I like Chinese; they D7come from a long way overseas.

 But they're Gcute and they're E7cuddly and they're A7ready to D7please.

Verse 3

G I like Chinese food; the A7waiters, never are rude.

D7 Think of the many things, they've done to impress;

 There's GMaoism, E7Taoism, A7I Ching, and D7Chess.

Chorus 2

 So GI like Chinese, A7I like Chinese, I D7like their tiny little trees.

 Their GZen, their E7ping-pong, their A7Yin and Yang-D7ese.

Verse 4

G I like Chinese thought, the A7wisdom that Confucius taught.

 If D7Darwin is anything to shout about;

 The GChinese will sur-E7vive us all, with-A7out any D7doubt.

Chorus 3

G I like Chinese, A7I like Chinese; they D7only come up to your knees.

 Yet they're Gwise and they're E7witty, and they're A7ready to D7please.

Chorus 4

G I like Chinese, A7I like Chinese; their D7food is guaranteed to please.

 A Gfourteen, a E7seven, a A7nine and ly-D7chees.

Chorus 5

 So GI like Chinese, A7I like Chinese; I D7like their tiny little trees.

 Their GZen, their E7ping-pong, their A7Yin and Yang-D7ese.

Chorus 6

G I like Chinese, A7I like Chinese...

(Fade)

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