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GI like Chinese,

AI like Chinese,

 They Donly come up to your knees,

 Yet they're Galways Emfriendly, and

 they're Amready to Dplease.

GI like Chinese,

AI like Chinese,

 There's Dnine hundred million of

them in the world today,

 You'd Gbetter learn to Emlike them,

Amthat's what I Dsay.

GI like Chinese,

AI like Chinese,

 They Dcome from a long way overseas,

 But they're Gcute and they're

Emcuddly, and they're Amready to Dplease.

GI like Chinese food,

AThe waiters never are rude,

DThink of the many things they've

done to impress,

 There's GMaoism, EmTaoism, AmI Ching and DChess.

 So GI like Chinese,

AI like Chinese,

 I Dlike their tiny little trees,

 Their GZen, their EmPing-pong, their Amyin and Dyang-ese.

GI like Chinese thought,

AThe wisdom that Confucious taught

 If DDarwin is anything to shout about,

 The GCinese will surEmvive us all

Amwithout any Ddoubt.

 So, GI like Chinese

AI like Chinese

 They Donly come up to your knees,

 Yet they are Gwise and they're Emwitty

 and are Amready to Dplease.

GI like Chinese

AI like Chinese

 Their Dfood if guaranteed to please,

 A Gfourteen, a Emseven, a Amnine and lynchDees.

GI like Chinese,

AI like Chinese,

 I Dlike their tiny little trees,

 Their GZen, their Emping-pong,

 their Amyin and yang-Dese.

GI like Chinese,

AI like Chinese ...