Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse 1
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya;
You're the doctor of my dreams.
With your crinkly hair, and your glassy stare,
And your Machiavellian schemes.
I know they say that you are very vain,
And short and fat and pushy; but at least you're not insane.
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya, and wishing you were here.
Verse 2
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya,
You're so chubby and so neat.
With your funny clothes, and your squishy nose;
You're like a German para-keet.
All right, so people say that you don't care,
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler and bigger tits than Cher.
Henry Kissinger, how I'm missing ya, and wishing you were here...
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