Standard (EADGBE)

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I’m dead and dank and rotten

My arms are wrapped in cotton

My corpse loves you, let’s marry

 (Get smart, once) Every night at sleepy time

 (Get smart, twice) I hang my skin out on the line

 (Get smart, sing) Oh, darling, would you be, be mine

Chorus

I’m in love, I think I’m in love

I’m in love, I think I’m in love

I’m in love, I think I’m in love

I’m caught in a mesh of veins

My fingers and flesh and brains

My skull gives head, so let’s wed

 (Get smart, once)Every night when all alone

 (Get smart, twice)I drape my flesh around the phone

 (Get smart, pray) Oh, darling, would you be my own

(Chorus)

Don’t cry, beautiful, it’s just a phase

 To the father and the son and the holy ghost

 I chant and I pray, I love

You know, God works in mysterious ways

 To the father and the son and the holy ghost

 I sing and I pray, I love

I’m soft and slightly stinking

My arms are small and shrinking

My lips kiss dirt, oh, let’s flirt

 (Get smart, once)Every night at half past one

 (Get smart, twice)There’s a little taste of things in come

 (Get smart, chant) Oh, darling, can I be your son

(Chorus)

Don’t scream, baby, it’s just a coma

 To the father and the son and the holy ghost

 I chant and I pray, I love

Go to heaven, I go to Roma

 To the father and the son and the holy ghost

 I sing and I pray, I love