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 Why am I in love in stereo

 with a girl on either side

 you might well look on and envy me

but this feelin’ isn’t so hi- fi

Just a boy in love in stereo

when we dance it’s not much fun

I can’t choose ‘cause they’re identical

and I can’t move without the other one

One wants to stay at home the other wants a night out

One wants to read in bed the other wants the light out

I really don’t know what to do ‘cause I’m in love with you... and

you

Ohhhhh ohhhhh Ohhhhh ohhhhh

Ooooo ooh

Yeah yeah yeah

Why am I in love in stereo

where to start, I can’t decide

’cause makin’ love is two-dimensional

and I’m much more a mono man inside

Now that I’m in love in stereo

There’s one thing I can’t deny

ooh when we kiss, we reach high-frequency

but I prefer the reproduction side

One wants to stay at home the other wants a night out

one wants to read in bed the other wants the light out

one wants to marry me the other wants to break up

one wants to call it off the other wants to make up

I really don’t know what to do, ‘cause I’m in love with you...

and you and you

Why am I in love in stereo

Ooh why am I in love in stereo

I said why am I in love in stereo why am I in love in stereo why am I in love in stereo

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