Standard (EADGBE)

 She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine

 and there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind

 It's too easy hummin' songs to a girl in yellow dress

 it's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess

 The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor

 there are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door

 he reminds me of a penguin, with few and plastered hair

 there's talcum powder on the letter, and the birthday boy is there

Why don't you cut your hair?!

Why don't you live up there?!

Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?!

 Now they've darkened all the windows and the seats in naughahyde

 I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide

 the being known as wonder girl is speaking I believe

 it's not easy trying to tell her that I shortly have to leave

Why don't you be like me?!

Why don't you stop and see?!

Why don't you hate who I hate, kill who I kill to be free?!

(Instrumental and mumbling)

Why don't you cut your hair?!

Why don't you live up there?!

Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?!

Why don't you be like me?!

Why don't you stop and see?!

Why don't you hate who I hate, kill who I kill to be free?!

Why don't you cut your hair?!

Why don't you live up there?!

Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?!