Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

Sit around and watch tv

God, I hate what I see

Lock me up and throw away the key

Spend my time chugging tea

Pre Chorus:

 But I can't, I can't

It's not fair, it's not fair

 Think about it

 While gettin' grey hair

Chorus

 It's just another phase that I'll go through

This time I'm sure that I'll lose you

Place my bets on all the jacks and queens

Probability being that it seems

 I'm blind

 I'm blind

Throw my change at a machine

Buy a chocolate bar so I can dream

Another day going down the drain

Wash away and wash away the pain

(Repeat Pre Chorus and Chorus)

Outro

 I'm blind

 I'm blind

 I'm bliiiiiiiiiind

 I'm blind

 I'm blind