Standard (EADGBE)

All the boys in the club love the fashion parade

And the girls in the club love the fashion parade

And the people at the top love the fashion parade

People at the top lead the fashion parade

But I am telling you now that it's a bland age

Telling you now that it's a bland age

And the people at the top love the bland age

Yep the people at the top lead the bland age

Where nothing means a lot and now nothing's all we've got in the bland age

Well I'm feeling out of place in the fashion parade

And you'll never see my face in the fashion parade

There's a revival every minute in the fashion parade

Cause there's a lot of money in it in the fashion parade

But I am telling you now that it's a bland age

Telling you now that it's a bland age

And we've got to get out of the bland age

Yes we've got to out of this bland age

Where nothing means a lot and now nothing's all we've got in the bland age

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over the spoken part)

- Hey everyone, I just got back from the record store and I've got a load of post punk records!

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah, well, see I've been thinking about it for a while. Here's what we're gonna do...

- What?

- Listen to them, and then rip them off!

- Yeeeeeeesss!

- And I reckon we'll make a ton of money.

- A ton of money?

- A ton of money.

- A ton of money?

- Yeah, a ton of money!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Lots of money, lots and lots of money!

Lots of money, lots and lots of money!

Lots of money, lots and lots of money!

Lots of money, lots and lots of money!

Lots of money, lots and lots of money!

Lots of money, lots and lots of money!

Lots of money, lots and lots of money!

Lots of money, lots and lots of money!

Where nothing means a lot and now nothing's all we've got in the bland age

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over the spoken part)

"So the group had made it at last. Ambitions realised and they went from strength to

Fans and critics joined in their appreciation of their highly original sound and cookery

followed. But one morning, they woke up, and they weren't popular anymore. The arrival

the scene of 500 new bands sounding exactly the same had destroyed their credibility. The

lost interest, the label dropped them. And the manager... Disapeared... With the money."

Lost the money, gone and lost the money!

Lost the money, gone and lost the money!

Lost the money, gone and lost the money!

Lost the money, gone and lost the money!

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over the spoken part)

"So what'll I do now? Move home to my parents, sign on again, maybe spend all my dole

on Britpop records. Make a whole new genre out of Britpop records, yeah!"

Where nothing means a lot and now nothing's all they've got in the bland age

great song!!! amazing...... you HAVE to see this band live!