Standard (EADGBE)
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
What are they feeding you
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favourite pet
It may not be a bed of roses
And your no friend to those with noses
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
What are they feeding you
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
What are they feeding you
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your faaaaaauuuult
(then just keep strumming the E for a sweet ending)