Family Guy - Fart Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

GI don't like fancy learnin' books.

 I Cdon't like apple tarts.

 I Gdon't like cozy breakfast nooks.

 I D7don't like modern arts.

 Well I like fartsG,

 Yes I like farts,C

 I like Dlong farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts.G

 If you got heartsG (Oh I got hearts)

 Let's hear those fartsC (How do I start)

 Well DPeter I will help you get your fart song Gstarted

 (Fart noises using G-C-D until satisfied)