Standard (EADGBE)

 When me and my friends go out on the town

We can't sit still, we can't sit down

We don't like to fight and we don't like to scuffle

But we dance all night doin' the Curly Shuffle

 Hey Moe, hey Moe (hey Moe, hey Moe)

 Well-a, nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk (nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk)

 Wa da dee wie dee (dee wie dee)

 Wo wo wo wo wo wo! (Wo wo wo wo wo wo!)

 Well, we never miss a chance, we get up and dance

 And do the Curly Shuffle

 Well, me and my friends love Larry and Moe

We love Curly's brother Shemp and that's back long 'go

It's such a delight to boogie and hustle

Dancin' all night, doin' the Curly Shuffle

 Hey Moe, hey Moe (hey Moe, hey Moe)

 Well-a, nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk (nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk)

 Wee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee! (Wee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee!)

 Oh, wise guy! (Oh, wise guy!)

 Well, we never miss a chance, we get up and dance

 And do the Curly Shuffle (That's right!)

 Well, me and my friends, we all love to see

Comedy classics on late-night TV

Those knuckleheads are beginning to scuffle

Pushin' and a-shovin', doin' the Curly Shuffle

 Hey Moe, hey Moe (hey Moe, hey Moe)

 Well-a, nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk (nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk)

 Look at the grouse! Look at the grouse!

(Look at the grouse! Look at the grouse!)

 Ruff, ruff! (Ruff, ruff!)

 Well, we never miss a chance, we get up and dance

 And do the Curly Shuffle

 We do the Curly Shuffle (What'd you say?)

We do the Curly Shuffle (That's what I thought you said!)

We do the Curly Shuffle (Nyaaa-aaa-aaah!)

We do the Curly Shuffle (Soitenly!)

 Well, we never miss a chance, we get up and dance

 And do the Curly Shuffle