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Well i'm not the kind to kiss and tell
But I've been seen with Farrah
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine
I've been on fire with Sally Field
Gone fast with a girl named Bo
But somehow they just don't end up as mine
It's a death defying life I lead
I'll take my chances
I'd die for living in the movies and T.V
But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee
I might fall from a tall buiding
I might roll a brand new car
Cos I'm the unknown stuntman
Made Redford such a star
I've never spent much time in school
But I've taught ladies plenty
It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey
I've gotten burned over sheryl teagues
Blown up for Raquel Welch
But when I wind up in the hay it's only hay, hey hey
I might jump an open drawbridge
Or Tarzan from a vine
Cos I'm the unknown stuntman
Makes Eastwood look so fine