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major major ( minor) major (edited) major

(Speaking normally)

 When I ripped...... my pants!

 I thought that I had everybody

On my side...... But then I went

 And blew it...... All sky high......

 And now she won't even spare a passing glance.....

All because I.... ripped my pants!

(Male Choir) (All chords here strummed in 8th note rhythm)

When Big Larry came around to turn him down, (ooooh)

Spongebob turned into a clown,

And no one ever wants to dance......

With the fool who went and.... ripped his pants!

(Solo Voice) (Chords still strummed in 8th-note rhythm)

 I know I shouldn't mope around,

I shouldn't curse.....

 But the pain's just so much worse!

 And one thing I know for sure that isn't fun,

 Bein' burnt from the sun....

 Or sand in your buns!

(Single B strum)

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget (ooooh)

For this I surely won't regret.....

Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance

Like the fooool whooo riiipped hiiis paaants!

(C in DUM-Da-Da-DUM [I know it's silly, but say that to get the final

rhythm])