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Intro

  Grandma got run over by a reindeer

  walking home from our house Christmas Eve

  You can say there’s no such thing as santa

  but as for me and grandpa we believe

  She'd been drinking too much eggnog

  and we begged her not to go

  but she forgot her medication

  and she staggered out the door into the snow

  When we found her Christmas morning

  at the scene of the attack

  she had hoof prints on her forehead

  and incriminating claw marks on her back

 CHORUS Grandma got run over by a reindeer

  walking home from our house Christmas Eve

  You can say there’s no such thing as santa

  but as for me and grandpa we believe

  Now were all so proud of grandpa

  he's been taking this so well

  see him in there watching football

  drinking beer and playing cards with cousin mel

  It's not Christmas without grandma

  all the family’s dressed in black

  and we just cant help but wonder

  should we open up her gifts or send them back !

 CHORUS Grandma got run over by a reindeer

  walking home from our house Christmas Eve

  You can say there’s no such thing as santa

  but as for me and grandpa we believe

  Now the goose is on the table

  and the pudding made of fig

  and the blue and silver candles

  that would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig

  I've warned all my friends and neighbors

  better watch out for yourselves

  they should never give a license

  to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves !

 CHORUS Grandma got run over by a reindeer

  walking home from our house Christmas Eve

  You can say there’s no such thing as santa

  but as for me and grandpa we believe

  Grandma got run over by a reindeer

  walking home from our house Christmas Eve

  You can say there’s no such thing as santa

  but as for me and grandpa we believe