Standard (EADGBE)

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,

 My two front teeth, my two front teeth.

 Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth,

 Then I could wish you Merry Christmas.

Bridge

 It seems so long since I could say,

"Sister Susie sitting on a thistle."

Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be,

 If I could only whistle. (thhh)

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,

 My two front teeth, see my two front teeth.

 Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth,

 Then I could wish you Merry Christmas.

Bridge

Second Verse

(spoken) Oh for goodness sakes, Happy New Year!