Capo 1st fret
Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
(Spongebob) Ahoy everybody, Spongebob here, Christmas means presents and
mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be a jerk.
Chorus
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do.
But the world does not revolve around you
Don't be a jerk It's Christmas.
Chorus
There's a sign above the line that says "Express"
That means ten items or less
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.
Verse 1
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
Chorus
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.
It's Christmas!
Verse 2
When others are talking never interrupt
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky).
Chorus
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.
Chorus
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.
It's Christmas!
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.