Dear Employer The Reason I Quit Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Chords: E, B, F♯m, A (I use barre chords but you could play it open too)

E Dear employer B I'd like to tell you

F♯m it's been wonderful A for all these years

E But now you know B I've got a new shoe

F♯m and I'll be wearing it so A far from here

E Dear employer B your escalators

F♯m are very dangerous A on the way down

E They rip the skin B and they pull you in

F♯m spit out the boney bits A and coffee grounds

(continue for the rest of the song)