Capo 6th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 I wish you smelled a little funny

Not just funny really bad

We could roam the streets forever

Just like cats but we'd never stray

Verse 2

 I sometimes wish you were a mermaid

I could raise you in the tub at home

We could take a swim together

On weekly daytrips to the bay

Refrain

Ooooooh, you and me

It would be only you and me

You and me

Verse 3

I wish you were a little bigger

Not just big but really really fat

Doors you would no longer fit through

In my bed you would have to stay

Verse 4

I often wish that you had feathers

I'd keep you in a giant cage

All day long I'd sit and watch you

And sing for you if it would be okay

Refrain

Oh Oh, you and me

It'll be only you and me

Ooooh, you and me

It'll be only you and me

Bridge

People say

 There are plenty of fish

In the sea

 Baby, all I do I wish

No chords

I wish, I wish I..

Verse 5

 I wish you were a little slower

Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed

I could put you on a socket

And you could never run away

Verse 6

I really wish that you were smaller

Not just small but really really short

So I could put you in my pocket

And carry you around all day

Refrain

Oh, you and me

It'll be only you and me

Oh, you and me

It'll be only you and me

It'll be only you and me