Capo 6th fret
Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
2x
Verse 1
I wish you smelled a little funny
Not just funny really bad
We could roam the streets forever
Just like cats but we'd never stray
2x (If you like to)
Verse 2
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
I could raise you in the tub at home
We could take a swim together
On weekly daytrips to the bay
Refrain
Oooo oooooh, you and me
It would be only you and me
Oooo oooooh, you and me
It would be only you and me
You and Me -- -- 2x
Verse 3
I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay
Verse 4
I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
All day long I'd sit and watch you
And sing for you if it would be okay
Refrain
Oooo oooooh, you and me
It would be only you and me
Oooo oooooh, you and me
It would be only you and me
You and Me -- -- 2x
Bridge
People say
There are plenty of fish
In the sea
Baby, all I do is wish
- I wish, I wish I -
Verse 5
I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but p-p-p-p paralyzed
That I could plug you into a socket
So you could never run away
Verse 6
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day
Refrain
Oooo oooooh, you and me
It would be only you and me
Oooo oooooh, you and me
It would be only you and me
You and Me -- -- 4x
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