Standard (EADGBE)

I don't talk much to you

And you don't talk much to me

There's fifteen things that you'd have to change

Till I considered you to be

Something slightly more than bravado

You know that you do it so well

But if I got to know

The way you to and fro

I bet I'd throw you out

Cause you don't have no love

I can tell

Oh, what you've got is what your friends say

And what they say is nothing like they think

And all the cards are on the table

And one too many alcopops to drink

It's all a different tailored story

The gloves are off and the claws are out

They'll all be sorry in the morning

They can't recall what it was all about

 What was it all about?

Well yes I, know it's gonna be alright

Go home, get a bollocking

But let us know that you're doing fine

Don't let them give you that look

Cause the boys think that they're trendy

And the girls are living out of their books

They're living out of their books

(small Solo)

 She contradicts and patronises

 Every single comment that you make

 And if she's such a royal highness

 I wouldn't bother with her anyway

 Well some claim she's amazing

 They would do anything to catch her eye

 They want to study their reflection

 On car windows as they walk on by

 Walk on by

Well yes I, know it's gonna be alright

Go home, get a bollocking

But let us know that you're doing fine

Don't let them give you that look

Cause the boys think that they're trendy

And the girls are living out of their books

They're living out of their books!