Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Since verse 1 is played only by bass here is bass:

 Gonna dive into a dive I've dove into before

 Gonna haunt a haunt I've haunted Like a million times or more

Fill(played during verse)

 A familiar joint Where getting drunk's the only point

 To frequent this place With any frequency at all

 Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before

 Goin' with a cure that's never failed me

 What you call the disease, I call the remedy

 What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure

 Gonna sing a song, a song to you A song I've sung before

 Belt out a ballad that I've belted out a million times or more

 The words I'm gonna scream And getting drunk's the central theme

 To the lyrics, if you can Make the lyrics out at all

Chorus

Ska Riffs)

 Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before

 Goin' with a cure that's never failed me

 What you call the disease, I call the remedy

 What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure

Here's the part after the chorus(only guitar):(2x)

Bridge

 Just a devotion to a potion Now please no applause

 A dedication to a medication A crutch a cure a cause

 What I've counted on to pick me up Has knocked me to my knees

 Before I hit the floor once more I'll call it the disease

Chorus 2

 Countin'on a remedy I've counted on before

 Goin' with a cure that's never failed me

 What you call the disease, I call the remedy

 What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure

PArt after the chorus: