Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Don't get a million fucks for writing this song tonight

  C#eii

Don't get a million bucks for getting outta bed

Don't get on the front page for passing out at the pub

  C#eii

Don't get fancy celebrities at my BBQ

Chorus

 Yeah we managed to form a band

 And then play some decent shows

 But we're still not getting laid every night

 Mellem: - I - I x2

Verse 2

Don't get a million drugs for playing my guitar tonight

 Don't ever get any chicks cus I'm so fucking ugly

 But we're still allowed to dream