Standard (EADGBE)

I don't want a lot for Christmas

There's just one thing I need

I don't care about the presents

Underneath the Christmas tree

I just want you for my own

More than you could ever know

Every night I study

How to get a Christmas

 F*ck Buddy.

F*ck Buddy yeah!

I don't want a lot for Christmas

I just wanna girl for free

I don't care about the presents

I just wanna shagging spree

I don't need to hang my stocking

I just wanna put my c*ck in

Santa Claus won't make me happy

Sorry I dont swing that way

I just want a little tug

Underneath the Christmas Rug

Every night I study,

How to get a christmas

F*ck Buddy yeah, and it's you baby

I won't ask for much this Christmas

All I ask for starts with blow(Bl*wjob)

I'm gonna keep on waiting

Underneath the mistletoe

On my Christmas list I've written,

All the Girls I want to bed,

From New Zealand back to Britain,

Comment on our youtube thread!

I wanna ride you like a rodeo

More than you could ever know

Every night i study

How to get a Christmas

F*ck buddy, yeah

And when it gets to christmas eve,

 And you've got no nookie

How the hell do you think your

 gonna get through the christmas holidays

You can't sit around like another slacker

  You need someone(Hey!)

 To Pull your Christmas cracker!!

Ooooooooh

(just verse chords here)

Hey Stefan, its about this time last year when my dad went off on a co...

(stop music)

Yeah yeah, shut the f*ck up, it's christmas.

I just want a milf and furry (Unsure about this line)

Come and let me stuff your turkey,

Every Night I study,

 How to get a Christmas

F*ck bUddy, Buddy (Come on Stef, it's finished.)

Well that's all, have fun christmas carrolling ;)