Friends For Never Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

C G

One day we're friends forever,

AmNext day we're Emfriends for never,

FWho say, you say, Gwe're best friends,

FI say, he say, Gtill the end.

COur friendships Glike a slice of Amchocolate cake,Em

 You're the Ficing, you'd be theC sponge,

 When we'reF together we Gbecome,

CA perfect way to Gend a perfect Amdinner time,

 Quite subsEmtantial glass of Fwine,

 A tasty Cmint goes down a Ftreat, and helps my

Gindigestion.

CDigest this Gfactual piece of Amevidence,

 I'm your Embutter, you're my Ftoast,

 The gravy Con my Sunday Froast,

 -I'm not a fan of your Groasts,

CWhat do you mean?

 You Gtold me that you liked the one I Amcooked the other

day

Em-I don't remember

 You Fsaid you liked the sprouts

C-I don't know what to Fsay.

 Then you should shut your Gmouth.

COne day we're Gfriends for ever,

AmGo take Emsome singing lessons

FWhat was that?

Nothing twat.

GYou're a prick

FEat my shit,

No thank you,

 It Gwouldn't be nice.

COur friendships Gkind of like a Amprostitute,

Em(How?)

 Quite worn Fout, yet still quite Cfit,

 Quite nice Farse, great pair of Gtits.

 Well, that's not Crelevant,

Isn't it?

 You're Gfull of shit, and that what's Amrelevant

Is it?

 I'm Emgoing to have a think,

FWill you Ctell me what you think Fof?

GNo.

Play this twice during the rap part:

CEnGteAmr, Emuh F C F G

One day we're friends, the next we're not,

It's so confusing the why's and what's

What the hell,

I thought we were friends just now,

Then I remembered, we had a row (oh yeah)

We're like Bradd Pitt and Angela,

But we don't have a child from Cambodia

Uh uh

I'm sick and tired of us having no fun,

Stop being pussy's, and go and work your problems out

son,

'coz i'm done

COne day we're Gborn together (one day we're born)

AmNext day it's Emstormy weather (next day we're torn)

FWho say, you say Gwe're not friends

FI say, he say, Gfuck you bender

COne day i'm Gyour blood brother,

AmNext day its, Emfuck your mother

F-no offence, tell your mum I Gthink she's quite nice,

 that parFticular dig was diGrected at you and not your

mother.

My mother used to have a nice smile on her face, till

dad went out to get some more milk.

He never did come back...

then instrumental ending that goes something like this:

C G Am Em F C F G C