Standard (EADGBE)

 Chords 100231

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 Intro /

Verse

s) A baby's born in 1987

Into a family of love and care

His Mummy treats him like a gift from heaven

His Daddy shows him how to style his hair

A few years later it's a cold December

And Daddy needs to buy some milk and juice

Dad, I want a twix please, if you remember

The final words wasted, if he only knew that

Dad was running off with the cleaner

She wasn't even fit, you should've seen her

If she had big tits and no moustache at worst

Dad would've never ran away cuz I'd of banged her first

Dad's was running off with a refugee

Before his son had even learnt his ABC

Before his son had even learnt to climb a tree

And incase you hadn't noticed Dad that baby was me

 Chorus

Daddy, I'll never see you, Daddy, you'll never see me too

Daddy, you missed my birthday, and I miss you every Fathers Day

  Daddy, I want to see you, Daddy, do you want to see me too?

  Daddy, are you okay?, so I guess this is Happy Fathers Day

Verse

s) I wonder if you even got my twix

You probably gave it to your Spanish bitch and them kids

Sorry if you think I'm being racist

But I don't want my twix in their Spanish faces

Dad? Just wondering if you've ever felt someone else

Rip your heart out put it in the fire just to watch it melt

Cause that's how I feel, I hope you come back

So I don't suffer from another snack attack

Cause Dad, when it feels like your heart's stopped beating

Some people turn to comfort eating

I can laugh now, now that I'm fine but I was

Cramming pork pies into my mouth five at a time

Cheese strings and chicken wings, KFC and Burger Kings

Onion Rings, I was eating all them things

I had to go on Jerry Springer

Cuz I was trying to eat my sausage fingers

Chorus

 Outro / (warped sound)