Standard (EADGBE)
Reasons to quit the smoke and beer don't do me like before
And I'm hardly ever sober and my old friends
Don't come round much anymore
Reasons to quit the low is always lower than the high
And the reasons for quitting don't outnumber all the reasons why
So we keep smoking and we keep drinking
Having fun and never thinking
Laughing at the price tags that the we pay
And we keep roaring down the fast lane
Like two young men feeling no pain
And the reasons for quitting are getting bigger each day
Reasons to quit I can't afford the habit all the time
And I need be sober I gotta write some new songs that will rhyme
Reasons to quit there ain't no rhyme or reason when your high
And the reasons for quitting don't outnumber all the reasons why
Repeat #2