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Where do bad folks go when they die

 They don't go to heaven where the angels fly

 They go to the lake of fire and fry

 Won't see 'em again 'til the fourth of July

 Now I knew a lady who came from Duluth

 She got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth

 She went to her grave just a little too soon

 and flew away howlin' on a yellow moon

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 Now people howl and people moan

 and look for a dry place to call their own

 and try to find somewhere to rest their bones

 for the angels and the devil fight to make 'em their own

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