Standard (EADGBE)

Hey, I wanna be in a hardcore band,

 X's on my hands, gonna take a stand.

 I can't sing, so I will scream.

Hey I wanna be in an indie band,

 wearing tight tight pants, think that I can dance.

 I can't play so I'll DJ.

 So who-oo do you think you fucking are?

 And do-o you think you are a rockstar, cause you're not

 Who-o do you think you fucking are?

Hey I wanna be in a christian band,

 bible in my hand, preaching to my fans

 We write shit and it's a hit.

Hey I wanna be in a hip hop group,

 rapping to a loop, yelling whoop whoop whoop.

 Tall tall tees, to my knees.

 So who-oo do you think you fucking are?

 And do-o you think you are a rockstar, cause you're not

 Who-o do you think you fucking are?

When will you ever wake up?

It's time for band to break up,

Take all that makeup off your face

Everyone has got a band now

Anyone can write a breakdown

Everything it all just sounds the same

When will you ever wake up?

It's time for band to break up,

Take all that makeup off your face

Everyone has got a band now

Anyone can write a breakdown

Everything it all just sounds the same

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