Standard (EADGBE)
Tom:You said we're manufactured,
you must have got it wrong,
we did this stupid challenge
and we wrote this song in half an hour
Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration
Tom: oh in half an hour
Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration
Tom: our reputation to loose
thats why we wrote the top gear blues
Danny: jeremys antique
the hamster just squeaks
james is such a geek
and i really want to know who the stig is
Tom and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration
Danny: who is the stig?
Tom and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration
Danny: our reputation to loose
when i sing the top gear blues
Tom: SOLO 1,2,3
(Guitar solo)
Tom: jeremys antique
the hamster just squeaks
james is just a geek
and i really want to know whos the stig?
Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration
Tom: yeah whos the stig?
Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration
Tom: our reputation to loose
thats why we wrote the top gear
Dougie: my penis grows huge
when i sing the top gear
Danny: i'm a little confused
this is why we sing the top gear blues