Standard (EADGBE)

 Tom:You said we're manufactured,

you must have got it wrong,

we did this stupid challenge

 and we wrote this song in half an hour

 Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration

 Tom: oh in half an hour

 Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration

 Tom: our reputation to loose

 thats why we wrote the top gear blues

 Danny: jeremys antique

the hamster just squeaks

james is such a geek

 and i really want to know who the stig is

 Tom and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration

 Danny: who is the stig?

 Tom and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration

 Danny: our reputation to loose

 when i sing the top gear blues

Tom: SOLO 1,2,3

(Guitar solo)

 Tom: jeremys antique

the hamster just squeaks

james is just a geek

 and i really want to know whos the stig?

 Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration

 Tom: yeah whos the stig?

 Danny and Dougie: sofa hyundai administration

 Tom: our reputation to loose

 thats why we wrote the top gear

 Dougie: my penis grows huge

 when i sing the top gear

 Danny: i'm a little confused

 this is why we sing the top gear blues