Standard (EADGBE)

B* - x x 2 4 4 2 (dodgy B chord – sounds right tho)

B** - x x 9 8 6 7 (ditto)

B - x 2 4 4 4 2 (or 7 9 9 8 7 7)

Bbm – 6 8 8 6 6 6

E - 0 2 2 1 0 0 (or 7 7 9 9 9 7)

Em - 0 2 2 0 0 0 (or 7 7 9 9 8 7)

E* - 0 7 9 9 7 7 (not sure of the name of this chord, mite be Em sus9)

D#m – x 6 8 8 7 6

Abm – 4 6 6 4 4 4

Little Joanna's got big blue eyes

Coconut cream and coffee coloured thighs

 I could die lying in her arms

 Where castles are made of sand

We start to dance

 But only the music is bleating when crickets replace the band

Chorus

 She will always be my sunkissed trampoline,

 She goes up and down in my heart,

 Turned into jelly beans

 And I'm starting to believe that danger's never near,

When Joanna is here.

(Piano bit, then

)

after this comes the key change, PLAY SAME CHORDS AS FIRST VERSE AND CHORUS BUT 2 FRETS HIGHER!!!

Little Joanna's like a lazerbeam sky.

Gluteos Maximus like a firefly

And That's why I'm a kissaphobic

Where cellulite dreams were made, like lemonade,

But when the shivers are salty and sea foam's the colour of space.

Chorus

She will always be my sunkissed trampoline,

She goes up and down in my heart,

Turned into jelly beans

And i'm starting to believe that danger's never near,

(then play these chords)

 When Joanna is here.

 God, I love Joanna

 But she don't understand much

 I love it when our hands touch

 Knowing that I'm near

(then repeat for next part)

Apple-flavored lip gloss

Achilles ware's a necklace

I'm feeling young and reckless

When Joanna is here

(then repeat verse 1 and chorus)

Hope that worked ok! Sounds good when I play it. If anyone can find the chord marked

a (?) then let me know as I just couldn’t get it!