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 And we were singing hymns and arias,

 'Land of my Fathers', 'Ar hyd y nos'.

 We paid our weekly shilling for that January trip:

 A long weekend in London, aye, without a bit of kip.

 There's a seat reserved for beer by the boys from Aber carn:

 There's beer, pontoon, crisps and fags and a croakin 'Calon Lan'

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Into Paddington we did roll with an empty crate of ale

Will has lost at cards and now his Western Mail's for sale

But Will is very happy though his money all has gone:

He swapped five photos of his wife for one of Barry John.

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We told the guard that we're from Wales, and asked 'Is Twickers far?'

He said "You can catch a 48 man, but it isn't very far"

On the bus were boys from Blaina who'd been to see the Queen

So we had a quick Gymanfa, aye, it was the greatest London's seen.

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We got to Twickers early and were jostled in the crowd

Planted leeks and dragons, looked for toilets all around

So many there we couldn't budge - twisted legs and pale

I'm ashamed we used a bottle that once held bitter ale.

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Wales defeated England in a fast and open game

We sang "Cwm Rhondda" and "Delilah", damn, they sounded both the same:

We sympathized with an Englishman whose team was doomed to fail

So we gave him that old bottle that once held bitter ale!

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He started singing...

So it's down to Soho for the night, to the girls with the shiny beads

To the funny men with lipstick on, with evil minds and deeds

One said to Will from a doorway dark, damn, she didn't have much on

But Will knew what she wanted, aye ... his photo of Barry John!

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Cos she was singing...