Deans List College Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

F C G C F

Verse

 I owe Fthirty-five dollars to the Clibrary

 At GHumboldt State UnivCersity

 But I Fdropped out fifteen Cyears ago

 And I Gnever paid it and I'm A♯still not C/Ggonna.

 I Fnever got my Creport card

 And I Gdidn't go to class and I Cdidn't work hard

 So I Fdidn't wanna know how Cbad I did

 But I Gknow I never made the A♯dean's lC/Gist.

Chorus

 And Amcollege is a Emwaste of time

 If you Fwanna be a baker or a Ccandlestick maker

AmYou still have to Emwait in line

 At the Fbank drive through and the Ctrain tracks too

 Behind Fpeople like me with Cno degree

 'Cause I Gknow the conductor and Che knows me

 You might Fhave a nicer car, but I've Ctraveled pretty far

 And Gall I have is an A♯old guitaC/Gr

Bridge

F C G C F C G A♯ C G

Verse

FForty bucks for a Cbag of weed

 In the Gsummer nineteen Cninety three

FForty dollars is Call I have

 And it Gisn't mine, it A♯belongs to my C/Gparents.

 Oh, Ffive hundred points for a Croll of cookie dough

 In theG cafeteria they've got Csloppy joes

 And the Fsloppy joes cost Cthree points

 I won't Geat in the spring but A♯hey, C/Gcookie dough.

Chorus

 And Amcollege is a Emwaste of time

 If you Fwanna be a diver or a Cbig rig driver.

AmYou still have to Emgo to the store

 And Fshare the road with a Cwide load

 Who's Ftaking up all Cthree lanes

 And you cGan't get around him it's a Cbig pain

 And the Fdriver hasn't slept in Cthree whole days

 But he Gknows one thing and that's Cfreeways.

 He's got a FGatorade bottle where Che goes pee

 And Gyou're behind him with your A♯college C/Gdegree.

Final verse:

 I owe Fthirty-five dollars to the Clibrary

 At GHumboldt State UnivCersity

 But I Fdropped out fifteen Cyears ago

 And I Gnever paid it and I'm A♯still not Cgonna.