Standard (EADGBE)
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Intro
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Verse 1
Go and take a ride to
her shop in grant park
You can walk though the
door and shove the
knife in her heart
When you tell her thet you
can't stand the song anymore
The one you two adopted
on the prom dance floor
You can be a Tom Cruise
and make a big scene
Or be like McGyver
and cut it clean
Either way there's gonna
be blood on the floor
When you tell her that you
don't dig girls anymore
Chorus
Anymore, (I can't
believe it)
anymore
anymore
Verse 2
Now here's a funny story
about a singer named Jed
He caught his girlfriend
with a woman in bed
They were watching Loveline
with a bottle of wine
Having a party like it's 1999
So he threw down the movies
and had a heart attack
He jumped in the ocean
and he never swam back
They just stood there
naked except for their socks
Feeling cheaper than a
prize in a cracker jack box
I don't think Jed's really
gonna wanna rock anymore
(Repeat Chorus twice)
Bridge
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I can't see the truth
for all of the dirty lines
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All in all your gonna lose your mind
Verse 3
There's a little story
that your gonna adore
Kinda like a lost scene
on the cutting room floor
It's all fun and games
until you get a black eye
Your down in the sewer
asking all the rats why?
You can live and love
and lie and cheat as you wish
But that's about as
tacky as a satellite dish
On a hot pink house
with a burgundy door
With cigarette butts all
over the floor
I don't think my stomach's
gonna take anymore
(Repeat Chorus x4)
Outro
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I can't believe it
I can't believe it