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Intro

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Verse 1

Go and take a ride to

her shop in grant park

 You can walk though the

door and shove the

knife in her heart

 When you tell her thet you

can't stand the song anymore

 The one you two adopted

on the prom dance floor

 You can be a Tom Cruise

and make a big scene

 Or be like McGyver

and cut it clean

Either way there's gonna

be blood on the floor

 When you tell her that you

don't dig girls anymore

Chorus

 Anymore, (I can't

believe it)

 anymore

anymore

Verse 2

 Now here's a funny story

about a singer named Jed

 He caught his girlfriend

with a woman in bed

 They were watching Loveline

with a bottle of wine

 Having a party like it's 1999

 So he threw down the movies

and had a heart attack

 He jumped in the ocean

and he never swam back

 They just stood there

naked except for their socks

 Feeling cheaper than a

prize in a cracker jack box

 I don't think Jed's really

gonna wanna rock anymore

(Repeat Chorus twice)

Bridge

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 I can't see the truth

 for all of the dirty lines

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All in all your gonna lose your mind

Verse 3

There's a little story

that your gonna adore

 Kinda like a lost scene

on the cutting room floor

 It's all fun and games

until you get a black eye

 Your down in the sewer

asking all the rats why?

You can live and love

and lie and cheat as you wish

 But that's about as

tacky as a satellite dish

 On a hot pink house

with a burgundy door

 With cigarette butts all

over the floor

 I don't think my stomach's

gonna take anymore

(Repeat Chorus x4)

Outro

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I can't believe it

I can't believe it