My Wife Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

  ESome of them were short, and sAome of them were tall,

  I slept with a Efew of them, tried with them all, E7

  ASome were sweet and kind, and someA7 paid me no mind

  Cuz some oEf them had no mind at all. C♯7

Chorus

  But in theF♯7 end, it was youB7 my friend

  Who brought thatE true, true love into mC♯7y life,

  And to prove it, IF♯7'll go sleep with anotB7her,

  But I'm sCtill gonnaB7 dream about Emy wife.B7,

Verse 2

Some of them were small - I should say "petite",

All and all they all was awful sweet.

Some were sweet and gentle, others they were mental-

ly inclined, the kind that never leave their feet.

Chorus

But in the end, it was you my friend

Who brought that true, true love into my life,

And to prove it, I'll go sleep with a couple more,,

But I'm still gonna dream about my wife., E7

Bridge

A All those other girls, just bA7rought me trouble and tears,

  EHow did I make it through those E7awful, awful years

  I was seAarching for perfection, but A7I'd only find pain,

  I found a Cbrain without a body - oB7r a body without a brain

  It was awEful. B7

Verse 3. Now some I don't remember, others I still recall,

I'm only human, after all.

Just cuz they're left behind, it don't mean they've left my mind,

Cuz I mean my, we did it all.

Chorus

And in the end, it was you my friend

Who brought that true, true love into my life,

And to prove it, I might go sleep with a fella,

But I'm still gonna dream about my wife,

  F♯7might even go to a nudist colony with BB7ud Collier,

  But I'm Estill gonna dream about C♯7my wife,

  Allen LuF♯7dden, Arlene FrB7ancis, Bring 'em all on I'm not proud,

  cuz I'm Estill gonna dream about C♯7my wife,

  F♯7Still gonna dB7ream about my wiCfe.B7 E