Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Stop me, oh, stop me

Stop me if you think that you've

Heard this one before

Stop me, oh, stop me

Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed

 I still love you, oh, I still love you

( )

...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

Dm -- C -- Dm -- G -- Em

I was delayed, I was way-laid

 An emergency stop

 I smelt the last ten seconds of life

 I crashed down on the crossbar

 And the pain was enough to make

 A shy, bald, buddhist reflect

 And plan a mass murder

Who said I'd lie to her?

 Who said I lied because I never? Never!

Who said I lied because I never.

Dm -- C -- Dm -- G -- Em

I was detained, I was restrained

 And broke my knee

And broke my spleen

 (And then he really laced into me yeah)

 Friday night in Out-patients

 Who said I lied to her?

Who said I lied? - because I never, I never

 Who said I lied to her?

So I drank one

 It became four

 And when I fell on the floor ...

( )

...I drank more

Dm -- C -- Dm -- G -- Em

Stop me, oh, stop me

Stop me if you think that you've

Heard this one before

Stop me, oh, stop me

Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed

 I still love you, oh, I still love you

( )

...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

Set free me why don't you

Get out my life why don't you

 Cause you don't really love me, no

( )

You just keep my hanging on

Set me free why don't you babe

Get out my life why don't you babe

Cause you don't really love me, no, no, no

 You just keep my hanging on.

Am -- E7 -- C -- D (Repeat till fade)