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When I stole a twig from our little nest

And gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak

 I had my balls and my brains put into a vise

 And twisted around for a whole fucking week

 Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you let that trash

 Get ahold of your cock, get stoned on my hash

 Why'd ya do it she said, why'd you let her suck your cock

 Oh, do me a favor, don't put me in the dark

 Why'd ya do it, she said, they're mine all your jewels

 You just tied me to the mast of the ship of fools

Why'd ya do it, she said, when you know it makes me sore

'Cause she had cobwebs up her fanny and I believe in giving to the poor

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you spit on my snatch

Are we out of love now, is this just a bad patch

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did

You drove my ego to a really bad skid

Why'd you do it, she said, ain't nothing to laugh

You just tore all our kisses right in half

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do what you did,

Betray my little oyster for such a low bitch

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did

You drove my ego to a really bad skid

Why'd ya do it, she screamed, after all we've said

Every time I see your dick I see her cunt in my bed

The whole room was swirling

Her lips were still curling

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd ya do it, she said

Why'd you do what you did

Oh, big grey mother, I love you forever

With your barbed wire pussy and your good and bad weather

Why'd ya do it, she said, why'd you do what you did