Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

//recorded sample: 'Brothers and sisters

sometimes you feel like you can't succeed

and im here to tell you that you're probably right

but if you stay strong everything will be alright.'//

Allison's got a crackpot mind

She tries to flex it all of the time

 But it's of no use, she's clearly lost her screws

She bares her teeth and paints them green

She can be a drama queen

 Shes got no needs, she sleeps on trampolines

The boys all say she's just a fool

 But I know that she's so much more

 She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

Allison's a parable

 For the risks of being terrible

 She's 4'2", and crazy as a loon

She hops the bar, she keeps it cool

She sheds her top in Marshall's pool.

The guys make eyes at the naked girl

 Who's showin' off her tits in a co-ed pool

 She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

 She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

 She's a lunatic, lunatic

Someone save her from herself

Someone save her from herself

 And get her home

Ah-ah Ah-ah, Ah-ah Ah-ah, Ah-ah Ah-ah,

Ah-ah Ah-ah, Ah-ah Ah-ah

Allison's got a crackpot mind

She tries to flex it all of the time

 But it's of no use, she's clearly lost her screws

The boy's all say she sucked their dicks

 She claims that she's a feminist

 She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

 She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

 She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic.