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Well I'm sorry I set your house on fire

I am a victim of my own desaire

 And I'm sorry I sent you that suicaid letter

I was gonna die but then I felt better

 And I'm sorry I shot you in the face

I had this feeling I was way of base

 And I'm sorry I killed you dear

I only wanted you to be near

 And I sincerely apolegize

 My actions were unwise

 And now I realize that it killed me when you died

 Well I'm sorry I hit you with that brick

At least your death was fairly quick

 And I thougt you'd take it on the chin

Well it looks like rigamortis is setting in

 And I hope you weren't in too much pain

I guess I'm criminally insane

 And I sincerely apologize

 My actions were unwise

 And now I realize that it killed me when you died

 Well I shouldn't have hidden you in the attic

I guess I got a flare for the dramatic

 And I know your family is so bereaved

But I just couldn't let you leave

And yes I made a big mistake

 But my love for you was not fake

 And I just had all I could take

 So I drowned you in the lake

 And now they're calling for an autopsy

I just wanted you to notice me

 You just wouldn't love me and this I can't forgive

 My pride was stronger than your will to live

 Then your will to live