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 You tried to leave me on the phone

 I said “ Do it, to my face”

You said you’re better off alone

 And now you needed space

Feeling like a nation

 With armies to deploy

I started configuration

 And you I will destroy

 I don’t wanna be friends, I wanna be enemies

 Let’s start a war now, I hope there’s casualties

 You said you don’t wanna hurt me but that’s all you do

 The only resolution is to have a coup

Arms I used to hold you

Now I use to fight

I send my legions round to

 to rise you in the night

you will be Korea

I will be Japan

you will be Iraq

I will be Iran

 I don’t wanna be friends, I wanna be enemies

 Let’s start a war now, I hope there’s casualties

 You said you don’t wanna hurt me but that’s all you do

 The only resolution is to have a coup

I’ll teach my language in your schools

 Your people won’t be free

I’ll invade your country

 And you’ll belong to me

You can’t break up with me

 I’m the hottest girl you know

You can’t break up with me

 I’m Margaret fuckin’ Cho

I’m Margaret fuckin’ Cho

 I’m Margaret fuckin’ Cho

 I’m Margaret fuckin’ Cho