The Homo Song Chords

Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

C7M9 |320010|

CDear old Mrs. GSo and So,

 I tAmhought I'd call and Flet you know

 Your Cdaughter C7M9is a Ambig HOMO

 And she's Dmlying next to me

G

CShe came here of her Gown volition

AmNo doubt wasting Fher tuition

CStill it's tAm11rue and Amnow you're wishin'

Dm She weren't here with me

G

CShe's been acting Gout this way

 Since Amlong before the Ffateful day

 I Cbrought her Am11home so Amshe could stay

Dm Lying next to me

G

 No Cmatter how you Gsulk and fret

 It's oAmnly girls that Fmake her wet

 And Csince it's Am11true, well Amyou can bet

Dm She's lying next to me

CDear old Mr. GSo and So,

 I Amthought I'd call and Flet you know

 Your Cdaughter C7M9is a Ambig HOMO

 And she's Dmlying next to me

G

 She Cloves you still, she Galways will

 But Amyou can't fix her Fwith a pill

 Or Ctry to Am11take a-Amway the thrill

Dm Of lying next to me

G

 She Cwants your love and Gyour respect

 But Amif you push, she'll Fpush right back

 'Cause Cshe's got Am11friends and Amyou've got JACK

Dm If you don't let her be

G

CFor the apple Gof your eye

 There Ammust be something Fyou can try

 'Cause CI can't Am11stand to Amsee her cry

Dm Lying next to me

CDear old Mrs. GSo and So,

 Just Amcall her up and Flet her know

CShe can C7M9be a Ambig HOMO

 And Amyou'll still lGove her C so.