Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

two foot long and your neck keeps growing

tenfoot tall round your head its snowing

twenty five grand and you work three hours

fifteen girls through a hole in your trousers

Bridge

bigger better faster more

your much more cooler than you were before

bigger better cooler than me

you slayed ten dragons 'fore youve 'ad youe tea

Chorus

for so long, for so long

 ive been telling you please moronica stay

for so long, for so long

 ive been askin you please moronica please

for so long, for so long

 you listened to me

Verse 2

youre much more attractive than Kathy pitkin

youve had more stiffings than rumplestilskin

you think youre cooler than all the roses

sniffing ajax up both your noses

Bridge

Chorus

how could you forget your fame

how could you forget your fame

 i been tellin you so long

 please dont go

in my face

this will be the place

Chorus

youve got more halos than simon templar

youve said more bettys than frankie spencer

your gun is bigger than captain scarlet

your face is covered in cheap mascara

repeat verse one

Chorus

try picking the notes of the final chorus, and end on am.