Standard (EADGBE)

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 I got a funny feeling no ones ever put you in your place

 Or spit the bullshit right back in your face

You never had an ounce of promise within you

 Every word you says a lie so please don't continue

You bitch

I'm too good for someone like you anyway

 Because girls like you are the absolute worst

 I really tried to like you but you messed it up first

 Because girls like you are as bad as they come

Go crawl back to wherever you came from

x2

 And your cute little boyfriend he can catch words too

 I really just gotta hate him for loving you

If what he wants is a fight then alright

 You were tough on the phone but you went soft for the night

You bitch

I'm too good for someone like you anyway

(Don't make me say it again)

 Because kids like you are the absolute worst,

 I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,

 Because kids like you are as bad as they come,

Go crawl back to wherever you came from

x2

Yeah!

x2

 Because girls like you are the absolute worst

 I really tried to like you but you messed it up first

 Because girls like you are as bad as they come

Go crawl back to wherever you came from

 Because guys like you are the absolute worst,

 I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,

 Because guys like you are as bad as they come,

Go crawl back to wherever you came from

And if you're too lazy to change your guitar from the standard tune, replace:

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