Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 Good morning Miss, can I help you son?

 Six-teen today, and up for fun.

 I'm a big boy now, or so they say,

 So if you'll serve, I'll be on my way.

Verse 2

 Box of balloons, with the feather-light touch,

 Pack of party-poppers, that pop in the night.

 A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin,

 Miss Clay on all corners, has just walked in.

Chorus 1

Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age,

Welcome to the House of Fun.

Welcome to the lion's den; temptation's on his way.

Welcome to the House of...

Interlude

Verse 3

 Six-teen big boy, full pint, in my manhood.

 I'm up to date, and the date's today,

 So if you'll serve, I'll be on my way.

Chorus 2

Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age,

Welcome to the House of Fun.

Welcome to the lion's den; temptation's on his way.

Welcome to the House of...

Interlude

Middle 8

I'm sorry son, but we don't stock,

Party gimmicks, in this shop.

Try the House of Fun; it's quicker if you run;

 This is a chemist's, not a Joke Shop!

Verse 4

Party hats, simple enough, clear,

 Compre-hende? Savvy? Understand? Do you hear?

 A pack of party hats, with the coloured tips,

Too late; Gorgon's heard gossip.

 Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay; many happy returns from the day.

Chorus 3

Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age,

Welcome to the House of Fun.

Welcome to the lion's den; temptation's on his way.

Welcome to the House of Fun.

Chorus 4

Welcome to the House of Fun, now I've come of age,

Welcome to the House of Fun.

Welcome to the lion's den; temptation's on his way.

Welcome to the House of Fun.

(Repeat to Fade)

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