Sweaty Betty Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Intro....G D F D x 4,

G D E D x 4

 Well, she woGre big knickers,

 And she worked on a sewage farm,G D E D

 I got me haGnd down her jeans an',

 I nearly lost half me arm,G D E D

 But Fafter ten pints,she Dlooked quite fit,

 Couldn't Cwait to get me hands on her fA♯labby tits.

 Sweaty BeGtty, E F E x2

 So I Gsaid slap that and ride the ripples,G D E D

 I've just Ggot to get me gob round her greasy nipples,G D E D

 She had a Fmassive arse, and sDweaty breasts,

CThirty eight chins, she were a moA♯und of flesh.

 Sweaty BGetty,

 She eats a lDot of pies,

 Sweaty BeFtty,

 She's got enDormous thighs,

 Sweaty BGetty,

 Have you sDmelt her breath,

 Sweaty BFetty,

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 She'll crush A man to death G D E D x2.

 And I kGnew that she wanted me f't shag her,G D E D

 So I staGbbed her cunt with me mutton dagger, G D E D

 I cFouldn't believe the sDize of her bum,

 She uCsed to play for Wigan at the bA♯ack of the scrum.

G D F D x4

Sweaty Betty

Sweaty Betty ,

Sweaty Betty ,

Sweaty Betty.

 An' I've sFeen nowt like it since dDay I were born,

 But yCou know me, I'll shag oA♯wt that's warm

G D F D x 4

Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips,

Sweaty Betty She's got massive tits,

Sweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina,

Sweaty Betty You'd fit a bus inside her,......... G D E D { to the end....}

Sweaty Betty She's so obscene,

Sweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine,

Sweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard,

Sweaty Betty She makes me Willy hard.