Charlotte Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Em G C Em

Em G C B

 I Emwalked into the GNag's Head fu-t Csustinate me Embelly,

 There were a Emfit crack in the Gcorner but

 I Cknew her cunt was Bsmelly,

 She Emsmelt of rotting Gfish heads and Cold and crispy Emsick,

EmSaid her name were GCharlotte and she Cwanted suck me Bdick.

 Oh, I Emthought now lad, Gtimes are hard,

 and it's Cnearly closing Emtime,

 I'll put a Embag on her head, and a Gpeg on me nose,

 And I'll Cgrummage through the Bslime...

EmCharlotte is the Cbiggest slag in BMacc,

 She'll do Emanything fu-t Cget you in the Bsack,

 With her Emlegs spread wide she Copens up her Bcrack,

EmSpends her life Cjust lying on her Bback.

 Well, we Emwalked along, up GBuxton Road,

 And Cstrolled along the Emcut,

 She said "Emgive us an inch and I'll Gtake a yard."

 So I Cslammed her half a Bfoot.

 Got me Emhand up her skirt 'cos I'm a GMacc Lad,

 And I Cknew just what fu-t Emdo,

 I got me Emhand inside, and then me Garm inside,

 I Clost it right up to me tatBtoo.

 Oh, EmCharlotte is the Cbiggest slag in BMacc,

 She'll do Emanything fu-t Cget you in the Bsack,

EmCoffee, sex and Cjohnny bags come Bfree,

EmSo crabs and Cherpes and VBD.

 Oh EmCharlotte.....

Break

Em G C Em

Em G C B

 And we Emended up at Gher place,

 And I Cwaded through the Emjohnnies,

 She put aEmnother notch in her Gbedstead,

 while CI watched "The Two BRonnies".

EmCharlotte is the Cbiggest slag in BMacc,

 She Emlies in wait and Cthen she springs her Btrap,

 She's Emalways got fu-t Ctake the upper Bhand,

 And you Emare what you drink, and CI'm a bitter Bman.B A G

EmCharlotte...