Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

 It's time to take my drunk ass home

 I drank all the whiskey And my money's all gone

 Hit on all the girls Sang every song

 It's time to take my drunk ass home

 Well, I worked all week so I could come here

 Have a good time and an ice cold beer

 But one turned to ten and ten turned to twenty

 And twenty plus and empty bottle's too damn many

Repeat Chorus

Well it seems that I've misplaced my shirt

I can't find my keys for all this parking lot dirt

My fall back plan has done got sad

Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad

Repeat Chorus

  I sucker punched my best friend

 And the bouncer head locked me, onstage with the band

 I look like hell I feel like s**t

 I think it's time I call it quits

Key Change

 It's time to take my drunk ass home

 I drank all the whiskey And my money's all gone

 Hit on all the girls Sang every song

 It's time to take my drunk ass home

 It's time to take my drunk ass home

 I twisted up my ankle Can't find my cell phone

 Yeah my lip's all busted And my buzz is gone

 It's time to take my drunk ass home

 If ya'll agree Then sing along

  It's time to take my drunk ass home